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gustaving 

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
*Player 1 is killed by Player 2s Carl Gustav rocket*
Player 1: OMG stop gustaving you n00b!
Player 2: You want some cheese with your whine?
gustaving by boegballe June 15, 2010
The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?
Girl 2: He is the one and only Gustavo
Gustavo by G.10 April 19, 2020

Assembling the Gustav 

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

ex. 2 -

"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.
Girl 1: OMG I can’t get Gustavo off of my head

Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
Gustavo by Liljuice February 8, 2020

gustav shafer

Drummer of german-pop band, Tokio Hotel. The more quiet one of the group, but nonetheless appreciated. Born on September 8, 1988. This talented drummer has been playing drums since he was 5 years old. Nickname: Gusti.
Girl 1: Who's that cute drummer from Tokio Hotel?

Girl 2: Oh! That's Gustav Shafer!

Girl 3: Aww, I love Gusti! :]
gustav shafer by mckayla April 7, 2008
The hottest guy ever, he is a very nice guy but in the bed he will destroy you.

He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
Girl1 who is that guy he is so hot
Girl2 he has to be a Gustavo
Gustavo by Diego 42084 February 16, 2018