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Gunsel fuck 

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
Gunsel fuck by Reddirt May 31, 2014
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Gunsel Fuck 

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose
My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.
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airsoft gunslinger 

This describes one who poses as a tough guy but with highly realistic air pistols.
Big Tony liked to show his collection of Airsoft gunslinger pistols to gullible dates.
Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.
Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!
Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gunsolley 

A fat lazy mother fucker.
Gunsolley is so lazy he never gets out of his chair unless it's time to eat.
gunsolley by Gunsolley August 16, 2019

Guiseley 

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town
Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009
A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.
"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"
gundelf by Roomsterman June 5, 2016