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Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

Guitarist 

Not to be confused with someone who simply plays the guitar, a true guitarist is someone who looks at their instrument as though it were a paintbrush preloaded with every color imaginable and then some, waiting to spill onto the canvas known as sound in an array of both erratic and delicate displays. These displays differ depending on the guitarist's motivation and state of mind, as well as their life experiences and musical inspirations.

Guitarists often feel a connection to their instrument in the way that it is an extension of their self; many relate this connection to an energetic flow, as the sounds which emerge from both their efforts and their instrument combined seemingly flow from the tips of their fingers like energy all the way into their veins, connecting them to life itself in an obscure way many find hard to explain to non-guitarists, but understand and relate to instinctively with those of their own kind.

Despite popular belief or bias, not all guitarists are technically brilliant, but the sounds they produce are always full of emotion and most importantly, honesty. The way to tell if someone is a guitarist is their ability to tell a story through their playing in a style that is distinctly their own.
*All examples would be open to debate and personal opinion, thus I'll leave it up to your own interpretation to decide who in your mind is someone you recognize as a guitarist in these terms.
Guitarist by itsashineeworld March 4, 2011
Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.
He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.
Guitarded by Malcolm November 3, 2003

grandpas guitars 

the term used by Tokie and Skwisgaar for acoustic instruments.
Grandpas guitars are for pussies, and grandpas and I think he knows it.
grandpas guitars by not will hensley December 12, 2007

ESP Guitars 

A very successful guitar company catering to players with a more agressive style or taste , many familiar looking guitar designs are re-vamped or modified to appeal to a younger or more agressive demographic.
Many famous bands play ESP guitars live or in the studio , like metallica , slayer , deftones , children of bodom , the rolling stones and more
ESP Guitars by james o December 15, 2008
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
guitarded by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008