Unload the groceries 

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.

1. I'll talk to you after I finish Unloading the groceries. 2. I'm going to go unload the groceries.

Unload the groceries by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

eating the booty like groceries 

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.

Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

eating the booty like groceries by SamiiThoo September 12, 2015

Like Groceries 

How you eat the booty to get with Jhene Aiko.

Omarion: Damn, I'd do anything to get with Jhene.
Childish Gambino: Nah, man, she make you eat the booty like groceries.
Omarion: Shit, dog, she worth it.

Like Groceries by motherfuckinjthass May 14, 2015

trash some groceries 

trash some grocies - eating

Rich go to the store so we can trash some groceries. Man, I'm starvin'.

trash some groceries by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

shouting groceries 

The act of throwing up, vomiting, puking, making street pizza. Used in an episode of NCIS, 30 Oct 2007.

Where's Bertha? She went that way, shouting groceries!

shouting groceries by AlstottsNo1Fan November 19, 2007

Groceries 

The middle of the booty

He licked the outside of the ass but didnt get the middle where the groceries at.

Groceries by One_in_a_universe. Ig April 30, 2015

dropping the groceries 

when an overweight bitch is wearing a midriff shirt, or a shirt that is cut too short and her belly hangs out with "dunlap" syndrome

Oh... look at her dude, she's got rolls everywhere. She's dropping the groceries.

dropping the groceries by Vaginasarewierd January 13, 2009