grated cheese 

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.

Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.

grated cheese by Sean-Ders August 19, 2013

Grated Cheese 

A group of three or more homosexuals or members of the LGBTQ+ community- a group of gays

-Wow that Grated Cheese is huge.

-Yeah John, they're so cool! I love the bright colours!

Grated Cheese by Dyvshe September 22, 2021

weapons grade cheese 

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

weapons grade cheese by Bahuka March 24, 2017

Muskokan Cheese Grater 

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

Muskokan Cheese Grater by teratoma April 20, 2010

Chocolate Cheese Grater 

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.

Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.

Chocolate Cheese Grater by kakmasta April 6, 2009

Grates my cheese 

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

Grates my cheese by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007

Cheese Grater 

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything

Cheese Grater by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016