Grasping at Straws 

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

Grasping at Straws by Gramarye June 16, 2008

grasping at straws 

to have false ideas or beliefs about something.

Larry thought Sue loved him, but he was just grasping at straws when he went after her.

grasping at straws by tom777777777777777777777777777 October 18, 2008

grasping at straws 

(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse

He especially liked grasping at straws.

grasping at straws by chitty-chitty-bang-bang October 10, 2005

Grasping at Straws 

Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men

That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"

Grasping at Straws by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016

Grasping at dick straws 

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

Grasping at dick straws by ozzysms November 4, 2014

popularity grasping 

When you find someone popular(host), and slowly Aline yourself with their interests, until you slowly

become the person you are copying, and try take over their popularity.

Bob was such a no name last year, but he started popularity grasping to fit in with Jack. He even gave up his favorite sport just to fit in.

popularity grasping by Olfactoryfarts March 28, 2015

Gradually grasping 

Gradually grasping; grasping with your penis

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.

Gradually grasping by Personapal November 18, 2019