Goatsesense 

1) the sixth sense you develop after spending any serious length of time frequenting IRC that tells you, before you even click, that something disgusting is on the other end of the link someone just sent you.

2) A primitive stage of development of the above, where the realisation manifests itself soon after the link is clicked, but not early enough to click out of it before the image in question appears.

1) "I'm not clicking that, man, my goatsesense is tingling"

2) "Damn dude, my goatsesense went off but I couldn't click out in time".

Goatsesense by Rentro November 13, 2004

goatsesque 

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica

"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."

goatsesque by FXWizard December 21, 2009

goatee dick stain 

someone who says retarded bullshit like "sometimes the things that arent real are realer then the things that are real"trey

trey goatee dick stain

goatee dick stain by blah b;la June 9, 2010

all his goats in one submarine 

1. Meaning to be very busy and unable to relax.
2. It can also refer to literal naval goats.
3. Kind of confused about something.
4. Energetically focusing on one task with little time to do it.
5. To th e best of one's abilties, unable to do something.

1. Kurt has all his goats in one submarine tonight with the big exam and three papers due tomorrow.
2. Apparently, Steven works hard in employing modern seafaring equipment and livestock management techniques to keep all his goats in one submarine.
3. John has all his goats in one submarine about the girl from last night, but he can't remember her name.
4-5. Ben has all his goats in one submarine over the big deadline but has no chance of meeting it.

all his goats in one submarine by leontrotsky32 April 17, 2011

Silly gootse 

(Pronounced silly goot-see)

When you’re the silliest of all the gootses

Wow Chris you’re the biggest silly gootse I know!

Silly gootse by Emipai2002 February 28, 2019

Two scroat goats 

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

Two scroat goats by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

Tow some goats 

alt. Towing some goats

Towing a small and/or light load with a significantly overpowered vehicle.

Origin:
Courtney, Will Sabel. "Watch This Lamborghini Murcielago Tow Some Goats." TheDrive.com. Time Inc., 27 July 2016. Web. 27 July 2016.

Some crazy Aussie put a hitch on his Murcielago to tow some goats.

Now we're towing some goats!

Tow some goats by Podlag July 27, 2016