glowy somebody 

the term you give someone who completely shatters your world in the most amazing way. you didn’t see them or their unmatched taste in music coming. you know when to use this term of utter endearment when you feel at peace being any sort of near them, or, for example, when you want to travel to every national park with them with a big ass bag of peanut m&ms in the center console of some kind of toyota. this person goes out of their way for you constantly to make sure you feel loved, validated and cared for. it is the term you coin someone after the sense of longing for them has found a permanent spot in your heart and brain. they give you the frights and current joys. this person knows your past, your worst, and still sees the best in you like you do in them. you’ve been through some shit together, but get through it with honesty and passion for each other. you’re humans on earth, but being together is a dream. they’re your glowy somebody.

girl 1: do you love this guy or what?
girl 2: there’s no other way to describe it. he’s just my glowy somebody.

glowy somebody by lovemysubies22 January 28, 2021

Glowy Bag 

glowy bags are the netted bags that ignite within a lantern

Wow you have a glowy bag? Your sick!!

Glowy Bag by Landoncat2008 September 7, 2020

snowy glowy 

Snowy glowy is a another word for piss in the snow. Yellow snow.

"Hey! Don't step there, its snowy glowy!

snowy glowy by blizztifri November 6, 2017

Glow in the dark 

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

Glow in the dark by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

Glow in the dark 

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

Glow in the dark by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark 

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

Glow in the dark by BigCunge November 14, 2019