Armenian term given to an artist who pretends
to play an instrument while a pre-recorded
audio is being played. These artists usually will wear all the proper attire of the artist (i.e. A drummermay wrap fingers with drumming tape to give impression he is a seasoned performer).
Origins come from: Armenian word "nkARich"
(ARon)- which means "Artist". And "GILarvestakan" (Gils) - which means "false, or
fictional".
Pat: Hey Matt, did you see that aron-gils performer today?
An excrement of epic proportions. Often performed in times of serious need to get out of something. The word comes from the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, where an ordinary man sought after immortality. However, a Gilgashit is not about immortality or man's internal struggle, but about the nature of bowel movement and the courage it takes to leave such a mark on society.
Kid A - "Dude you were gone for two whole periods--where the hell were you?"
Kid B - "Completing the epic, man. Gilgashit."
Kid A - "Brock-lock."