surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

Gelking 

The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.

"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."

Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.

Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.

goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid 

its means what the fuck are you actually doing you fucking idiot.. FaWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor SHtuUPid

Hunter , FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid

FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid by @capo_raps on IG October 6, 2019

Garking 

A Moderator for the Youtuber Cynical Reviews and an admin for the Youtuber SGT Ducky.
Soon to appear on podcast with the latter named.

Stan - "Hey did you see that episode of What's The Quack with Garking?"

Ryan - "Not Yet Stan! Ill Check It out!"

Garking by Djmeffy December 31, 2020

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

GEEKING 

Overly excited about a simple thing; excited about something that most people would not find exciting.

I'm totally geeking that I won that bean grinder on eBay.

GEEKING by nifer July 9, 2003