geodumping 

The act of finding a geocache and taking a shit in it.

After using his handheld GPS locator for hours, the boy scout was disappointed to discover he was a victim of a geodumping.

geodumping by TacoSaladDay October 11, 2005

geoduck 

Innuendo used for male genitalia. Commonly used by Evergreen grads in the Pacific Northwest.

Is it low tide? 'Cause your geoduck is squirting already.

geoduck by Speedy Geoduck March 8, 2012

geoducker 

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?

geoducker by Ian C. September 25, 2005

geoduck 

A large clam-like shellfish that is pretty much illegal to harvest unless you are granted special permissions from the government. The hard-working folks that harvest these fine creatures and called "Geoduckers". They live hard and fast lives in the geoducking culture. Every day they make around $5000.00 holding their breath and diving to the bottom of the sea to grab the geoducks. Geoduck poachers can make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

I'm a geoducker and I make over $5000.00 per day...Hey guys, come back. Was it something I said?

geoduck by Ian C. September 25, 2005

geobuddy 

1. your favorite person with whom to play the game of geocaching.

My geobuddy (love,ae) and I have spent some time in cemeteries looking for geocaches.

geobuddy by paracelsus37 November 5, 2009

Geoduck 

Pre-Op Transexual. Name taken from a seawater clam with a very large, Ahem, tongue - native to the coasts of the Ring of fire, but mostly along Northwestern United States and Canada. Pokes fun at deleted scene from the movie "Sparticus," where the Caesar asks the slave boy in the bath "Is it wrong to like both snails and oysters?"

"Say goodbye to the Geoduck!"
"This Geoduck loves to suck and be sucked."

Geoduck by Carlos C. Calderon November 30, 2004

Geodude 

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

Geodude by Dat Ash January 21, 2013