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cat geesus 

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean
Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing
cat geesus by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020

Cat Geesus 

a smol cat named Geesus Uchiha. He is the founder of the mangekyo sharengan. He is a cute but dangerous cat who is precious and bootiful
Kaori: ive heard cat geesus is very dangerous

Kokichi: yes but he is cute and precious and should be protected at all costs
Gensus is a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is acting stupid. It comes come the the word genius but means the opposite.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: I’m isolating myself, covid is getting bad here.

Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.

Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.

Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
Gensus by Karamk01 May 12, 2021
Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!
Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009
word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.
RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!
GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018