Frumple 

A redneck game in which participants violently shake beer cans until the can is rock hard. The can is then pounded on the forehead until a hole is created. The hole is then made large by biting the can. After the hole is large enough every drop of very is swallowed. The can is then to be ripped in half and thrown on the grown while making manly noises. Option: Also participants are encouraged to rip their shirts off after the game is completed.

I frumpled a beer at the ballgame tailgate and got covered in beer and everyone made fun of me.

Frumple by Frumps a lot June 10, 2008

Frumple 

Gay

Dude, those girls think you are a frumple.

Frumple by StupidMF December 23, 2009

Frumple 

When your brain lags on processing what someone just said and you remember seconds later

“ Wait what did you just say? “ “never mind my brain just frumpled”

Frumple by bucknascious January 17, 2021

Frumple 

The new and cooler way of saying the number five, a frumple is just an objectively better way of saying five, just like a better word for 10^12431 is a "Marioplex." The term originates from a comment posted on a reddit post "Can anyone just name a number, just like that?" on r/NoStupidQuestions in 2017.

Sorry dude, you just missed Kevin, he left frumple minutes ago.

I can only count up to frumpleteen

Frumple by Joic March 30, 2023

Frumple 

A long term couple that wear comfortable clothes and watch tv as a primary activity: a portmanteau of the words frumpy and couple. First used in the television show "The Mindy Project" S1:E13 "Harry and Sally". "We' not that cool. All we do is wear sweats and watch tv." "Yeah, you're a frumple. That's the dream."

We are a frumple. We even watch "Pawn Stars".

Frumple by camc111 September 26, 2023

Frumple Kump 

The action of shiting and cumming at the same time.

Oh man it was so nice, last weekend my girlfriend came over and gave me a plumpkin and I totaly FRUMPLE KUMPED.

Frumple Kump by Hugh JaBalls May 16, 2008

Frumple Dick 

1) A state which occurs when ones dick is crumpled and infested with fungus. No cure is known.{

2) An insult for people who are worse than a dick.

"Dude, I got swimming in a pond and got a bad case of frumple dick."

Dan: "Jimmy killed my cat."
Erika: "Yeah he's a total frumple dick"

Frumple Dick by Friendly Tom May 5, 2010