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freshmany 

the act of acting like a freshman, such as annoying/ disturbing upperclassmen, or constantly sleeping/joking in class. Freshmany always relates to freshman in high school or a university. You can tell one who will be freshmany by that person being loud or arrogant of others.
You! The group in the back of the room, you guys have to stop acting so freshmany. PAY ATTENTION
freshmany by mike j-russ March 22, 2010
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Freshmenitis 

(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:

Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.

Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.

Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.

Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.

The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.

Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.

The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.

The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.

The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.

Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."

Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
Freshmenitis by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010

Freshmanic Depression 

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).
Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

freshmanitis 

Is someone who comes from high school to college and doesn't think about putting his time for studies. Enjoys more the time of having less classes and ignores the daily studies. Thinks only about partying and socializing, rather
Erick is a college freshman, first semester. He goes to classes and does his job. Outside classes, Erick spends most of his time playing PS3 and gives a f**** on his studies. He only wants to have fun and wants to party more. So he got freshmanitis. He later gets in trouble in the end of the first semester keeping up with his grades and fails like in High School
freshmanitis by Lil biggy November 18, 2013

freshmanitis 

-When a sophomore girl hangs out with and talks to all the freshman at your school.

-When an older girl is always dating the freshman guys.
Spencer: What's with Mary? She's been hanging with the freshmen an awful lot.

Anthony: Yeah, she just got out of a relationship with one and now she's talking to that other one?

Spencer: Mary's definitely got a case of freshmanitis.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) 

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

freshmanitus 

When a freshman is friends with upperclassmen and think they are the absolute shit.
1."Man, he's been a real jerk lately.'

"He has freshmanitus."

2. "What does he have, freshmanitus or something?"

3. "I'm afraid I'll have to diagnose you with, freshmanitus."
freshmanitus by cckykordie October 11, 2011