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Fortified Fucking February 

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

Fortified Ass Pack

Ass bulge supported by rolled up straws placed around the sphintor ring to encourage womens intuition.
Man, that guy has a nice fortified ass pack.

fortified wine

It's like when you have regular wine but you fortify it by violently thrusting your penis through the neck of the bottle. If the wine is in a bag, you should probably shit in it.
Frankidunka served us fortified wine the other night without telling us. It was so disgusting I gave him a handjob.
fortified wine by Frankidunka September 9, 2011

fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”
fortified penis by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

UB-Fortified

To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40.
"Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Fortified right about now."
UB-Fortified by Downtown Betty October 12, 2005

Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007