lord of the flies

Choir boys hating on a fat kid.

oooh, ohh, oooh lard of the pies.

lord of the flies by Gumba Gumba June 4, 2004

Folesexual 

One that loves Nick Foles with a passion no matter what team he plays for. A big part of you love is because of Super Bowl LII (52)

Did you know Cole over there is folesexual

Folesexual by Nickfolesthegoat9 October 1, 2020

*flies away* 

expression used by 9-gaggers after at the end of a successful contribution.

*anime gif*
comment1: name?
reply1: Captain here! OPM! *flies away*

*flies away* by RandomDominer May 17, 2016

Vagina flies 

Flying insects that take shelter in nasty ass vaginas.

I went to the doctor the other day and he told me I had vagina flies!! Ew! vagina

Vagina flies by WasabiCakes June 20, 2011

5 o'clock follies 

any driver that has a 9 to 5 job. After 5pm, they get on the highway & cause "rush hour" traffic.

Trucker Tom: "I'd better go ahead & hit the road before those 5 O'clock follies screw up the highway!"

Trucker Joe: " you better hurry up, it's going on 4:30!"

5 o'clock follies by T.Wilson November 27, 2012

swallowing flies 

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

swallowing flies by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

The Pelican Flies Tonight 

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

The Pelican Flies Tonight by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009