ned flanders 

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.

Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...

ned flanders by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

dog flounder 

When you fuck your bitch doggy style so hard she flips like a flounder

I fucked her so hard doggy style she was looking like a dog flounder

dog flounder by That Capano Guy January 12, 2016

pounding the flounder 

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...

She was pounding the flounder.

pounding the flounder by Did bish August 28, 2016

Flandersism 

A saying or characteristic likely to be uttered by the character of Ned Flanders in 'The Simpsons.'

"Dad couldn't just say 'OK,' like normal fathers, he had to go and say 'Okaly-dokay-do.' It was such an embarrassing Flandersism."

Flandersism by erosanne February 27, 2010

Flundergumped 

Stupified, dumbfounded, flabbergasted

When you're hit in the head with a 2x4, you've done been flundergumped .

Flundergumped by Flundergumped April 22, 2016

fuzzy flounder fishing 

tring to find and have sex with a women

lets go fuzzy flounder finshing tonight

fuzzy flounder fishing by adam schott March 15, 2005

Powder Flounder 

A skier or snowboarder that falls into a large pile of snow and has difficultly getting back up. This typically occurs on days following a large snowfall, aka a powder day. The fallen person will often resemble a flopping fish out of water as they flail around and attempt to stand.

"There was so much snow we saw 10 people powder flounder."

"I powder floundered so hard on that run."

"Sorry I took so long, I was just powder floundering in that 6ft pile of snow."

Powder Flounder by JojoT January 13, 2014