floridian

The spawn of all things putrid, widely regarded as inhuman and intolerable. Do not show any respect, as it will make them hostile and confuse it for an argument.

Oh, ew. He's a Floridian.

floridian by DrewIsAWeeb May 1, 2021

Floridian

A complete idiot , or an arrogant person .

All Floridians are sick bastards !!! Those people are best avoided !!!

Floridian by Allison April 11, 2004

Floridian

Publix loving crackheads that basically live in another country because were on our own playing field

Foreigner: Look its a crackhead

Floridian: Yes, I am a crackhead

Floridian by vanwinkl January 15, 2025

floridian

a derogatory term to describe a retard

Jeff: timmy is a Floridian
Casper: he's from Idaho?
Jeff: like a retard

floridian by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Floridian tail pipe by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

Floridian Predators by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Floridian Popsicle 

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

Floridian Popsicle by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015