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flintstones

1. A Hanna Barbera cartoon that ran from 1960 to 1966 that portrays life during the stone age.
2. Vitamins that are tasty and designed for children, but many adults take them too. They are chewable and have mixed reviews, some love them and some hate them.
-I was watching Flintstones reruns all day long.
-I'm a vegetarian so I take filntones vitamins every morning. Yum! The orange ones are the best!
flintstones by LizzieVdK May 2, 2006
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fuzzy fred flintstone 

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.
Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."

flintstoning it

To use your feet to move your car when in neutral.
I was too drunk to drive my car so I ended up sticking my feet out of the door and flintstoning it home. You can't get a DUI if the keys aren't in the ignition.
flintstoning it by ketochlor November 6, 2007

Mr. Flinstone 

A man that is well endowed and blessed with high stamina thus being able to make your "BedRock"
Call me "Mr. Flinstone" because I can make your BedRock.
Mr. Flinstone by MrGoodbar December 16, 2009

flintstoning 

the act of moving your OFFICE CHAIR with your feet without getting out of it.
Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped
flintstoning by ronsonic November 1, 2007

Flinstoning 

When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.
Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room
Flinstoning by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

Flintstone Feet

Having large, flat and basically impervious feet that can be used to walk on anything, stomp out fires or stop cars.
" why didn't you tell me there was rocks in the back yard? I walked on that without my shoes!"

" Rocks?"

" Oh, I forgot you have Flintstone Feet"
Flintstone Feet by Briesie July 20, 2014