Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased. by Nihlus November 21, 2010

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fifteen minutes

this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.

Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you

Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes

fifteen minutes by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

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fifteen minute punch

a one hitter quitter.

this phrase came from an in famous internet video in witch a man gets knocked out in a fight shortly after stating how much time was left to fight

dark epiphany:dude last night some old guy gave me shit on the bus so i gave him the "fifteen minute punch"

eclipse:FUCK YEAH!!!!

fifteen minute punch by pianoskills07 April 21, 2007

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Fifteen Minutes

the 15 minutes of personal fame that Andy Warhol said everyone gets once in a lifetime

She got her 15 minutes when she appeared on that tv quiz show.

Fifteen Minutes by R.C. December 11, 2003

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