I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

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damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

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Who farted face

A face that people sometimes make when they are confused, bewilded, snobbish, or midly irritated. Characteristics include
- Squinting of the eyes
- Snarling of the nose
- Lip moving upwards

Chloe from the show "24" often displays such a face.

In a sentence:
Dude, what's up with Chloe she always looks pissed and has that "who farted face"?

Who farted face by Nico Valentino December 10, 2008

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you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

you smell like you farted by jayquan. October 4, 2021