Farrell 

The art of taking a dump. Can be anything from soft serve, liquified, pebbles, the S turd, floaters, sinkers, or even the long ones that takes up the whole bowl where it comes out of the water (you know what I mean). Sometimes it's as bad as having to wipe your ankles. Also reffered to as dropping the kids off at the pool.

Man that Chinese food is messing with my stomach! I am going to have to take a Farrell all over that bathroom.

Farrell by Yea it's me August 12, 2014

Farrell 

v. to have your Wikipedia editing privileges suspended or revoked following repeated instances of vandalism targeted at trolling your friends

Kevin was permanently farrelled after making numerous changes to the White Claw page targeting his friend, Grant.

Farrell by fishegg34 July 10, 2020

Farrell 

Farrell is a boy who are always here for you, he is calm and shy. If he loves you he will do all for you. When he want a thing ,he will do all for have it. He don't like have wrong.He is a kind and loving boy.

Farrell I love you:)

Farrell by Bunny 2003 November 21, 2021

Farrell February 

It is the month that we all pop off

Jared: I am playing gta
Henry: no body asked *starts singing “where are the askers”*

Jared: what was that for?

Henry: it is Farrell February that is why and THERE WAS NO ASKERS

Farrell February by Quackity_is_mine✨💖 January 31, 2021

Farrell Number 

The ratio of alcohol in a beverage to price of the beverage.

10 for a 20oz pint of %6.5ABV beer has a Farrell Number of 3.84mg/$

Farrell Number by cgf February 8, 2015

Farrell's Second 

The equivalent of two seconds.

Kevin seems to be counting down by a Farrell's Second like the cheater he is.

Farrell's Second by SamTheGriff August 2, 2019

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

Farrell’s Theorem by Slydog11 December 17, 2021