Erling Haaland 

Erling Haaland is a very skilled and funny Norwegian footballer who was born in England.

Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "

Erling Haaland by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021

Erling the robot haaland 

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.

Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.

Erling the robot haaland by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023

Erling Jarl

Erling Jarl was the best of the best ships that was on fire (literally). It has had people talking about it for years, and everyone knows what it is, however, everyone agrees that if someone don't, they should not be told. This only implies to a few select people in the world. They are idiots and should be sent to Jupiter on sightseeing. You see the wreckage is on Jupiter, and everyone knows about it.

Have you heard about that John that doesn't know about Erling Jarl?

Yeah, he's kinda bitch

Erling Jarl by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

Cat Ellington 

A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.

Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.

Cat Ellington by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018

Cat Ellington 

The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.

Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.

Cat Ellington by LavaSoap August 29, 2018

Eeling 

The act of inserting an eel into someone's ass

Ouch, my ass still hurts from the eeling I got yesterday!

Eeling by Sir Asbestos March 10, 2021

Douche Ellington 

1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.

Douche Ellington by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 13, 2013