English Teacher 

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

English Teacher by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

english teacher 

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony

Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.

english teacher by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004

English teacher 

People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.

It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.

English teacher by Doruk bey August 14, 2019

English Teacher 

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.

"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."

English Teacher by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019

English teacher 

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.

You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher

English teacher by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020

english teacher 

worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason

Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same

english teacher by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020

English Teacher 

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe

Fuck off you daft fucking English teacher

English Teacher by BiggerMike November 28, 2018