el nino 

Spanish for The Nino. As said on Saterday Night Live.

I am...EL NINO! All other tropical storms tremble before...EL NINO!

el nino by Lucy January 3, 2005

El Nino 

A lazy man's way of writing "El Niño".

Bill "I heard el nino hit mexico last week."

Margarita "¿Qúe?"

El Nino by GreatMcGoogler February 19, 2009

El Nino 

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

El Nino by Eduardo January 10, 2005

El Nino 

big ol titty's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have big el ninos

El Nino by da hawk February 14, 2005

El Nino 

The act of receiving a blumpkin (blowjob while taking a dump) and shitting hard. The gentle splaah of turd water on the girl's face is "El Nino".

Hey Danny, I totally El Ninoed that bitch last night.

El Nino by S DeeZee December 11, 2007

El niño 

nickname for the spanish player Fernando Torres who plays for Liverpool.

Did you see Spain's game today?

Yea, yea, unfortunately El Niño wasn't so good.

El niño by yaymcfly July 4, 2010

El Nino Effect

Noun. The El Nino Effect is a tropical weather system pattern that does stuff and we don't know what, neither do meteorologists. Which is why they use, this term when they don't know what the fuck is going on, just to cover their asses and to make them sound intelligent. As well as, to give the impression that there is "skill" involved in fortune telling. Oh, I mean meteorology.

Meteorologist: Hey we have this crazy tropical storm coming but we don't know what the fuck it's doing or why. What do we tell the public?

Head Meteorologist: *looks at the doppler radar* I don't know why the fuck its doing that.... tell them it's El Nino Effect.

El Nino Effect by Pat Sullivan, the legend March 21, 2009