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Easy On Switch 

When a Male is easily turned on by a female, even when they are just close to the male or just by cuddling.
Kyle was led in bed with Ashlyn and they kissed a few times and now Klye has a boner. This is because Klye has a Easy on Switch.

Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised 

A niche little way of saying you're pleased; derived from the phrase Easy on the Eyes, and when you are content about what you are seeing!
Person 1: Hey! How was your tinder date last night?
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!

Easy on the eyes

Someone who is so attractive and pleasant to look at that they command the attention of people in their vicinity.

Example:

@gapeachkay4
Gapeachkay4 has content that’s ridiculously easy on the eyes.
Easy on the eyes by Jay.4sk August 15, 2022

Easy on the merchandise 

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.
Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

take it easy on the soap 

What you tell a fat girl that you just F'd when she goes to take a shower.
When Carla goes to the bathroom to take a shower tell her to "Take it easy on the soap" because last time she used up the whole bar of soap in one shower.

Team Easy On 

The best cycling team in the world. They have taken the world by storm in Tour de France in 2004. They´re a famous cycling team in Denmark. Captained by Bobby Olsen. Manager was Henning Primdahl. And the dutch sportstar Pim de Keysergracht. They were so genius that they began the Tour de France race at night whilst the others where sleeping. they actually won it that year, but unfortunately the whole thing was corrupt from the inside. So they actually didn´t win it. They got real mad, but they were then worshipped by Denmark. And later became Gods to the whole world. Oh and they are sponsored by a condom company called Team Easy On. That´s why they are called Team Easy On.
-Team Easy On are so good.
-Yes i know right?
-They won Tour de France in ´04.
Team Easy On by Rassyboy January 23, 2018