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ignore dumped 

a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.
ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.

Myspace Dumped 

When you find out you're significant other no longer wants to be with you, after seeing that his/her status on the oh so famous myspace now claims to be 'single', as opposed to 'in a relationship'. Other big clues are when you're removed from their top 8, or they have proceeded to flirt with others in their 'comment' box. God bless Myspace.
'Did you see that Tyra's myspace says 'single' ?'

'haha, yeah, Brain was well myspace dumped' ...
Myspace Dumped by errrrr August 3, 2007

dumbed down society 

parts of society that are not evolving to a more intelligent state, but rather becoming 'dumbed down' through passive absorption of memes and social media posts about nothing, fake news, misquotes, stolen or uncredited

where people don't think for themselves, become narcissistic, taking selfies and posting online, seeking cheap, superficial praise, and following and giving air to celebrities whose only claim to fame is the same narcissistic behaviour, where ethics, integrity and intellect are not a consideration

for a possible glimpse into the future for this 'type' and where it might take sections of humanity, refer to the 'people' in the 2008 movie, WALL-E

it's the opposite of human intellect evolution (see devolution)
to observe the dumbed down society we're living in, simply go online to any social media platform and look at the trending topics, paid advertisiting, filtered algorithms and other manipulations of the users
dumbed down society by A Minor PC January 17, 2017
When a girl gets naked with a guy AND then denies him sex. aka blue-balled
"Olivia dudoed the shit out of me last night" "I bet you that Boardman has never been dudoed wit his virgin ass"
Dudoed by Cinco Fuego January 2, 2012

dumped by text

painful. At least wait until you see them tomorrow or call them and talk. The giver, an easy way of ridding themselves of a person who still likes/loves them and not having to deal with the look that they'll get and/or tears and/or death threats and Hell exploding. They usually don't text back to what their ex replies, leaving the receiver very confused and wondering, 'what did I do??!' For the receiver, harsh. This person may/will feel depressed for a time, ranging from a millisecond to the rest of their life. This person is usually comforted by people she/he hardly knows. Almost everyone you see is on your side, even your now ex's family. The giver, receiver, neither, or both will give their now ex's number to friends. Then the giver will receive death threats and what the hell is wrong with you? texts, over and over again. The receiver will receive texts from their ex's freinds being immature Dr. Phil's. Others will text the receiver asking them out now that they know they are single or trying to make them feel creepily wanted. The receiver will also want to think that the text was sent as a joke from one of their friends, but know that it's real. However it works out, the two don't usually talk to eachother for a while.
After I was dumped by text, I as the receiver got many texts from his friends telling me that I was their friends, my now ex was wrong, and they were my friend or in love with me. Everyone at the dance heard about it and said that they were sorry for me in at least fifteen minutes of the breakup. His friends told me to say the word and they would make him regret every letter he texted into his phone to make up that text. Another of his friends, the one who had hooked us up, said that he was now not gonna drop his title as the "love doctor" because he didn't wanna hook up innocent, loving girls with assholes who couldn't even break up with them face-to-face.
dumped by text by cookee monsta December 27, 2009
When an individual decides to end their relationship with their partner
Man:yo bitch, ur dumped
Woman: u cant say tht 2 me homie

*bitch fight*
dumped by Ellee-xx February 10, 2008