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Cum drowning awarness day 

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

draining 

(Verb) the process of listening to music by any of the members of Drain Gang.
He was draining to Peroxide by Ecco2k
draining by tvårp September 19, 2020

Drawing on a Mustache 

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something
Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk

drawing dead

In a card game, when no cards to come can could give a player the best hand, he is drawing dead.
"I can't believe you caught that flush on the turn because now I'm drawing dead."
drawing dead by katan July 28, 2004

drawing dead

In poker, someone already holds a hand that will beat the highest hand you can possibly make.
"He got quads on fourth street; I was drawing dead."
drawing dead by Coell May 14, 2005