Jam Donutting 

The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.

Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow

Jam Donutting by dirtyoldman#44 December 7, 2012

dutting

An action where members of a marching band or drum corps, namely the battery(consisting of the snares, basses, tenors, and marching cymbals), will say the syllable "dut" to keep each other in time. Many drum corps and marching bands have all of the marchers dut when not playing in practice, but in performance it is usually only the battery that will be dutting.

1. "In sets twelve through fourteen, the battery has to keep dutting to make sure everyone stays together during the drum break."
2. "Dut, dut, dut, dut, dut..."

dutting by Robert Kylie September 12, 2005

drive-by donating 

Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.

After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.

drive-by donating by yes juanito yes October 27, 2014

Doubting Uncle Thomas 

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

Doubting Uncle Thomas by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008

donuting 

The art of throwing or smashing donuts on a house(usually front porch or garage) and then leaving them for the owner of the home to clean up.

What do you want to do to Lerczak's house tonight?
Let's go donuting

What did you do to my house last night?
It's called donuting

donuting by Johnny Lerczak March 18, 2008

Jerk Off Before Donating 

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.

Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!

Jerk Off Before Donating by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019

DOTTING COTTON 

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

DOTTING COTTON by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006