Dogfucked 

to be totally fucked by someone or something and have no clue it's about to happen

Harry: "How was your day at work?"
Lloyd: " Ohh, it was terrible, i got dogfucked hard this time"

Dogfucked by jimmyholiday December 5, 2010

dogfucking 

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.

Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.

dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005

dogfucker 

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

dogfucker by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003

DOGFUCK

3 cars

That bitch got the dogFuck gap

DOGFUCK by Eldrifto April 29, 2019

dogfucker 

An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.

Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you

dogfucker by Not a DF April 11, 2007

dogfucking 

To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.

"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"

dogfucking by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011

dogflower 

A domesticated animal that mimics common garden plants; known to eat soil and chase chickens.

Teh dogflower mangled my fuschias!!1!#@!

dogflower by theyarecomingforyou April 10, 2005