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dogfight 

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.
John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.
dogfight by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Catfish Dogfight 

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head
Catfish Dogfight by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

dogfight 

The opposite of a catfight. A brawl between two men!
Oh, man, a dogfight broke out between those two people... I think he hit him with a pitch!
dogfight by Johnny Garfield July 16, 2006

dogfight 

An auto racing term borrowed from air combat terminology, used to describe a battle between two or more drivers that involves a lot of overtaking and changing of position.
Did you see that last lap between Hamilton, Button and Massa? Now that was a dogfight!
dogfight by Airrider October 10, 2009

I wouldn't take her to a dogfight 

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public
Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"