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dirty Paloma 

When it comes up to the bed your imagination is off to the limits, you're kinky and nasty as shit need to calm down. Are you having sex or in a fight? It only gives you fuckboys or weirdos who doesn't cuddle after dominate you. Check your daddy issues tho
-Are you gonna come to the party?
-Maybe latter, first Im gonna get some dirty Paloma's meet
dirty Paloma by bbybratgyal April 14, 2020

Dirty Padlock 

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.
Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.
Dirty Padlock by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Dirty palombo with a cherry on top

A sexual act with a fat guy has anal sex with another guy while his mom watches and fingers, they all squirt and jizz in a cup, put a bloody tampoon in and they all drink the mix.
After a long hard day of work i like to have fun with a great dirty palombo with a cherry on top

Dirty Padlock 

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
Dirty Padlock by han.han.han April 14, 2022

dirty paloma 

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.
dirty paloma by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022