Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.

Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.

Dirty monkey by 775notown March 19, 2023

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

Dirty-Monkey by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

Dirty Monkey Bomb 

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

Dirty Monkey Bomb by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

dirty monkey slut 

A girl that is dirty, and a slut monkey. A girl that turns tricks on the streets of Saugerties.

Kayleigh, why do you always have to be such a dirty monkey slut? DMS

dirty monkey slut by Eric Wilsey October 14, 2006

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise 

you and a partner go to africa and get a monkey. when you get horny for eachother , take the monkey and disect its testicals from its body. the male can cover the nuts with his spirm and the female can suck it up her ass and shit it back out when its ready. when it comes out it will look like a dirt monkey nut sperm surprise.

i like the dirty monkey nut sperm surprise

dirty monkey nut sperm surprise by Michael Angelo 6 December 9, 2008

dirty monkey jerk 

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

dirty monkey jerk by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Dirty blueberry monkey 

when a man, another man, a woman, a transexual midget, and a step ladder put rotten blueberries up each other's anal tube, get on the step laddder and shoot them out of their anus into each other's mouths. they form a circle, with the midget on the ladder, to perform this feat. if the mucles around the anus are too weak to shoot the blueberries, small explosives can be used.

No....We're not high...This really happens. You don't want to be a part of it...Actually...It's really fun, i do it every day, and so does Dom Muscatella.

Dude, i got super wasted and did a dirty blueberry monkey with your mother, your cousin, and your brother...Who looks like a yette. I'm so sorry bro, you might want to clean that step ladder...

Dirty blueberry monkey by transexualanusgulper July 10, 2010