Dick bicycle 

ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it

"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"

Dick bicycle by lullamoon September 7, 2016

Dick Bicycle 

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

Dick Bicycle by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

bicycle dick 

A simple insult that does not make sense but sounds funny. Invented by myself whilst on Facebook (See Fuckbook).

Garret: Im chill as a qucumber
Me: Theres no q in cucumber bicycle dick.

bicycle dick by RyanBurnsiswinnner March 29, 2009