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dick dialing 

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
dick dialing by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

drunk dialing 

The act of calling someone whilst being intoxicated. This is a VERY BAD idea. These calls are usually made to someone of the opposite sex or a relative. Can generally result in break ups, make ups or throwing up.
Maria and I were out and she tried drunk dialing. But, I told her that friends don't let friends dial drunk.
drunk dialing by smart_drinker December 15, 2008

dialing the operator 

slang for female masturbation. older rotary phones had "0" on the bottom. to dial the operator repeatedly, one would run their index finger up and down in a slight arc.
"obviously a lot of calls going to ma bell today, as missy claimed she had been dialing the operator for over an hour without getting through. curiously, she seemed happy though that it took so much time."
dialing the operator by bigpaul November 24, 2007

Dialing Time 

The short period of time between the last digit dialed on a telephone and the call being answered during which a short task or quick verbal exchange can take place.
My friend often asks me a question when dialing to which my answer is cut off when the call is answered as I only got her "dialing time".
Dialing Time by Yorick Phoenix March 9, 2009

Dialing in Tokyo 

When you play with both nipples while having sex. Using the nipples as if they were radio knobs and you were in the Pacific War in the 1940s.
If I had the chance I would be dialing in Tokyo on those big ass tits.
Dialing in Tokyo by Bob fugget March 18, 2022

dialing while intoxicated 

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.