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jason derulo 

1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)
1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!

2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...
jason derulo by aswizzle October 22, 2010
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Jason Derulo 

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.
Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!
Jason Derulo by shayper October 29, 2011

Dog Derulo 

You become a type of 'Dog Derulo' depending on how you are feeling, what sort of state of mind you are in.

It originated in Aberystwyth November 2011 and all started with 'Fume Dog Derulo'

Only some words will work.

If you use the wrong word, or become a dog derulo in the wrong situation, you could end up a)looking like a right tit b)ruin the whole 'dog derulo' get-up.

An example of the words you can use,
Steaming - becomes 'Steam Dog derulo'
Fuming - 'Fume Dog Derulo'
Jealous - 'Jel Dog Derulo
Get turned down by a minger, definite cause for - 'Rejected Dog Derulo'

A few other examples;
Good cook? = a Culinery Genius Dog Derulo
'I heard a bunch of geltaidd live in the Sex Pit now, FUME DOG DERULO!!'

'Sex Panthers social on thursday? I'm gonna be STEAM DOG DERULO!'
Dog Derulo by SexPantherGaffer December 6, 2011

Jason Derulo 

Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.

Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)

After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!

Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.

Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
Jason Derulo by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011

Jailson Derulo 

Jailson Derulo aka Jail is a force of nature. He's strong independent and he doesn't give AF about opinions.

When Jailson Derulo's watch breaks time stops. When Jailson Derulo wakes up the sun hides behind the clouds.

Jailson is the personification of strength and he teached Hercules all of the tricks he knew.

Legend says that Jailson Derulo destroyed the previous universe when he birthed himself because of the strength of the explosion. Something that later became known as Big Bang
That dude is rly cute and has a big D, he's such a Jailson Derulo
Jailson Derulo by Jail my dude November 22, 2021
The lord of all derps.
Guy 1: I can count to potato!
Guy 2: Mayne you a real derplord.
Derplord by Zod1up May 29, 2012

Derplordz 

The Derplordz are a large group of Canberrans that travel around Australia conquering Music Festivals and Schnitty Nights at the local club.

The Derplordz is a collective term for more than one Derplord.

The Derplordz brand has grown in to an apparel brand and will also create festival gear in the near future.

There is a Myth that there's an invite-only "Derplordz" conversation on facebook messenger where all the original party pics were first posted.
"Jack just did a tipple nang, he's a true Derplord"

"Pauline Hanson is wearing a Derplordz shirt"
"There's a bunch of fuckboi's in the Derplord corner at Wolf, wanna come watch 'em get bashed?"

"That's a sick party pic man, you should tag #derplordz to try and get on the @Derplordzz insta. They might give you a free shirt!"
Derplordz by Derplord #3 August 17, 2017