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Deford (town)

A small, agricultural village in the thumb of Michigan. And by agricultural, we mean meth and marijuana. Everyone in town is on hard drugs. If you get bored, you can run to the local liquor store and listen to the town floozy or drunk bitch about their life problems that are entirely their own fault. The deford country grocery literally is the only thing in deford that gives people a bit of hope. Mostly due in part because the owner has a fantastic selection of booze. The nicest building in town is the road commission warehouse, which is amazing considering the roads are complete shit. If you decide to move to deford, we can only assume you want to knock up the local bar fly and ruin your life.
I drove through deford (town) the other day and It smelled like meth and body odor.
Deford (town) by Fisher00 February 6, 2020
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defooded-drated 

When little girls (esp. those names Nicolette) are starving and are in dire need of food!
Instead of dehydrated, I’m defooded-drated. I need food!
"hahaha so n so got dumped, he was well devoed"
devoed by creamo_over_emo September 19, 2004
Like being dehydrated, except for food instead of water.
Ahh, I haven't eaten in days, I'm so defooded, and I'm shivering!
Defooded by MS22 April 4, 2005

Defolding 

When you’re folding something and then you lift it up to fold it again and then it defold it self

Courtesy of Trevor VanderMeer The word defolding is a word
Defolding by Defolding June 11, 2020
To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.
I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.
dafoed by brylan April 28, 2007