Before haircut:
Uncle Rebecca: "I'm so chopped, I'll never get a girl at this point."
Barber DaQueefa: "Don't you worry
honey buns big mama gonna get you right."
After:
Huzz #1: Wow Mr. Rebecca you look so good!! *goes in for a kiss*
Huzz #2: NO HE'S MINE!
Uncle Rebecca: *Ahahah* (
nonchalant laugh) sorry honey, I'm taken.
Significantly speaking, I'm a new man now. Every day my voice getting deepa and deepa.