Dane joke 

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

Dane joke by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014

Dafne 

“Dafne” is the name of a pretty girl who at one point gets all the guys. She is also very talented and smart.

You should invite Dafne on our team.
Dafne is a great person to be around!

Dafne by thatboisys January 24, 2021

pulling a dane 

The act of making a female wet just from very seductive and sxually explicit facebook/text messages.

male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.

female: I'm dripping just from reading that, when can I see you next? you're soo good at pulling a dane ;)

pulling a dane by moeymate January 13, 2013

Dane Stair 

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.

Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*

Dane Stair by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010

i'll be damned 

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

i'll be damned by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017

dane cook of

To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.

Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.

This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.

Paul Krugman is the Dane Cook of economics.

dane cook of by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010