italian dance monkey 

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

italian dance monkey by finlow1616 June 29, 2017

wild monkey dance 

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

wild monkey dance by alan March 30, 2004

horizontal monkey dance 

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

horizontal monkey dance by Teabagger January 5, 2005

Wild Monkey Dance 

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

Wild Monkey Dance by niteowl March 30, 2004

Monkey Dance 

The act of sex or making love.

Hey, do you want to monkey dance?

Monkey Dance by Big_Punishure December 18, 2011

the funky monkey dance

what dumbass 13 year old boys call sex.

I totally wanna do the funky monkey dance with Amy.

the funky monkey dance by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006

Monkey dance 

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

Monkey dance by fuseon March 27, 2015