diesel douche 

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.

He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.

diesel douche by Hooey. January 29, 2015

Dershna(-dersh) 

An expression used to interupt one's own train of thought when they are miffed or otherwise confused. Also used in place of a proper reply. Can be substituted as filler when speaking eubonics.

"Marty, where'd you get those kickin' headphones?"
"I got 'em at dat...that one place umm...Dershna(-dersh)!"
or
"How are you doin' today man?"
"...Dershna!"

Dershna(-dersh) by Scunst January 5, 2009

Diesel Dave 

1) Noun. Person who knows no limits and can achieve anything. This said person can leap over a Toyota Prius and do many other manly things like produce a beard even Charles Darwin, ZZ Top and Brigham Young would be jealous of.

2) Verb. To own a diesel and dislike people that wear Tampax shirts and/or drive a Prius.

Jim- "Hey do you know of anyone that is awesome?"

Bill- "Yeah, check out DieselSellerz on YouTube, they have Diesel Dave on there and he's awesome."

Diesel Dave by OhioKnight March 18, 2014

diera 

she’s cute, brave, pretty, cool stylish and little bit crazy
Boys always want her cause of her beauty
She has a lot of fans and friends

Well, do you know who is diera?

Diera

diera by aaidiera January 6, 2018

Diesel Bunny 

A diesel bunny is used to reference a smokin' hot lady truck driver. A diesel bunny is a rare breed of good looking women who don't fit the typical stereotype of a lady truck driver.

I saw a diesel bunny pull up in her rig at the diesel island, man she had it going on.

Diesel Bunny by Big Rig Trucker August 25, 2019

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017

Deerstracted Driving 

Dangerous and imprudent driving as a result of inattentiveness caused by scanning passing fields for wild game.

"Barry put his pick-up in the ditch after missing the curve during a deerstracted driving event. The bill from the body shop will cost him many bucks and quite a bit of doe."

Deerstracted Driving by Angry Wound November 13, 2019