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Cobbished 

When a close buddy's wife or girlfriend becomes so controlling he no longer is allowed to hang out with any friends he had before they met.
Brad: Is everyone in for our annual guys only weekend?
Jason: Everyone but Jake.
Josh: Damn that is two years in a row now. What gives?
Mike: I heard his old lady is making him help her dad put up a fence and dig ditches that weekend.
Adam: He is really being Cobbished. I doubt he ever comes again.
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Corona Clubbing 

(verb or noun) Going out clubbing during the coronavirus pandemic/quarantine. This action is often frowned upon and associated with people who do not care or believe in the virus. Corona clubbers are
During this pandemic, I have been corona clubbing for the past year and I am sick of it (pun intended). I can't wait for this thing to be over so I can go back to my regular clubbing ways!
Corona Clubbing by LingDanc803 March 20, 2021
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A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.
"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."
cubicle by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

cubbyhole effect 

Coined by Mara and Gus in 2022, the cubbyhole effect occurs when you talk about a highly specific topic and in less than 24 hours, the topic becomes relevant. The shorter amount of time between the first and second mentions makes it even more cubbyhole. As of April 2022, the fastest cubbyhole effect occurred in less than 5 seconds.
Mom: you should really learn Spanish.
James: yeah, probably should. Line is crazy long here at the DMV.
DMV employee: DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW SPANISH?
James: damn, cubbyhole effect
cubbyhole effect by maracept April 28, 2022

cubicle farm 

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.
After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.
cubicle farm by eus091142 December 18, 2003

Cubic Ortometer 

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.
Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.
Cubic Ortometer by Anzio24 November 9, 2012
When you heard something tame as something absolutly sexual, or outrageous
Damn you really just cubied us mishearing that word.
Cubied by Shinryii February 7, 2023