Ctrl, Alt, Del

The 3 keys commonly used to log onto a computer

Woman: "WE ARE FUCKING DONE, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? DONE, I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU ANYMORE!"
Man: *Ctrl, Alt, Del*
Woman: "🥛"

by Dry_qwueef August 10, 2022

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The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!

My computer fucked up! damit! wait i know what should i do! the magic combo Ctrl Alt Delete!

by Dude June 19, 2006

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Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Another word for kissing-oral sex-and then taking a shit.

Dude 1: Hey buddy how was your night?
Dude 2: Awesome, spent it with girlfriend.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete
Dude 1: Nice!

by Sambiase February 28, 2018

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the funniest person who always has a good comeback and can put any bitch in their place. is overall a pleasant person to be around or talk to and has a fairly average life and is a full time saiki simp

“you better stop playing before i get ctrl_alt_delete_urself to dog walk yo ass✋🤪”

by sl33pyh34d April 26, 2021

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CTRL + ALT + DELETE

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

by Daniel Munro May 5, 2005

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CTRL + ALT + DELETE a popular webcomic, they celebrate the gaming season 'Winter-een-mas' there

Whoa, dude CTLR + ALT + DELETE owns! Lets celebrate Winter-een-mas

by Veon January 7, 2005

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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys

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by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020

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