Russel Crowed 

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

Russel Crowed by JRM065 January 7, 2015

crowdience 

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked

The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language

crowdience by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

crowd follower 

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

crowd follower by Link1986 September 11, 2016

Crowding the plate 

When someone is in or too close to your personal space which is making you feel uncomfortable. Same as how the annoyed baseball pitcher feels when the batter is making they're job harder by taking up the area of the plate he is aiming for.

I was standing in the grocery store line, when the impatient person behind me was practically breathing down my neck to get out of there. "He/she" is "Crowding the plate".

Crowding the plate by TheNorthern October 24, 2010

pot crowding 

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

pot crowding by gindertopia August 25, 2012

crowd slayer

a large, nasty gun found in most shooters. Infamous for thier ability to rip through multiple enemies.

gamer 1- dude, I found a crowd slayer.
gamer 2- great! get down to c deck, I'm boxed in here.

crowd slayer by Spaz de Kat December 18, 2008

crowd DJ 

Descriptor for the artificial crowd noise producer, who communicates background crowd sounds for televised pandemic sporting events without actual fans.

That crowd DJ really got our tingles going as pretend people cheered that breakaway score on the television tonight.

crowd DJ by RayRayBeLove2020 July 14, 2020