crock pot 

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

crock pot by frankieeee September 23, 2006

Crock Pot 

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

Crock Pot by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

crock pot 

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

crock pot by jfxj67 August 5, 2010

Crock pot 

A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side

"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."

Crock pot by B&C February 27, 2022

Crock pot 

Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect

Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!

Crock pot by sgtdobi February 7, 2010

crock pot 

a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate

Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.

crock pot by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

Crock pot 

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

Crock pot by giggle_dust1_ February 15, 2018