Crete 

A town that was once a safe haven for middle class white people in the south suburbs of Chicago, has slowly succumb to the same grime and poverty as the surrounding towns

"Do you want to go to Crete ?"
"No way, the only thing to do there is chill at your grandma's house and get yelled at by the neighborhood thots !"

Crete by Seth-McBeth May 14, 2018

Crete 

Crete is a guy who despite being in college looks 16. He's blonde and looks like he uses a bowl to style his hair. Can't talk to girls and will stare at you multiple times instead of talking. He's sporty and smart and always hangs around his "homeboys". He has a nice smile (should smile more), surprisingly muscular, and nice when talked to (he won't speak unless spoken to)

"wow that crete guy is so cute"

Crete by duckduck04 November 30, 2023

Crete Carrier 

When a boi tryna say sorry Obama they just hit a fat Crete Carrier;Tryna say sorry Obama;

Yo Crete Carrier I didn’t mean to disrespect Obama Carrier.

Crete Carrier by Obunga Dunga March 29, 2019

quik-crete creme pie 

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

quik-crete creme pie by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

slumpy wet crete 

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

slumpy wet crete by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

La Crete

a small town where everyone marries their cuzzin and goes to co op parties

linda : you goin to the potluck in La Crete

henry : yeah we finna fuck 🤪

La Crete by #loveyourcuzzins July 30, 2019

sack crete 

the concretey type sweaty substance that accumulates between your leg and ballsack, sticking one to the other

after a 5 day camping trip, i had so much sack crete i had to keep unsticking my balls from my leg!

dude! i can smell your sack crete from here! have a shower will you......

sack crete by sheer ted June 28, 2010