Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Craig Tucker(South Park) by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

Larry Craig 

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

Larry Craig by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

Craig Pour 

Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.

Now Milton, don’t “Craig pour” and make sure there’s enough for everyone.

Craig Pour by NSFC August 19, 2021

Craigtissimo 

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.

Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo

Craigtissimo by The offender433 October 18, 2018

Craig Watson 

The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.

"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"

Craig Watson by Nood E. Pictures June 28, 2011

George Craig 

Super hot lead singer for Indie Rock band One Night Only. He is also a Burberry model and was in the 09 Summer Campaign. He is also British and and grew up in Helmsley Yorkshire,England.

Me:Did you see George Craig's Burberry ad
Other Person: Yeah! He was definitely I'd tap that materiel

George Craig by ycervantes October 13, 2009

Craig David 

A drink popularised in London in early 2014, comprising of a Tequila Shot and a shot of Pineapple juice. Believed to have originated in the mountains of Europe.

The drink must be consumed in a specific order:
1. Drink 1/10th of the pineapple juice and keep it in your mouth
2. Follow instantly by downing the whole tequila shot
3. Finish with a chaser of the remaining pineapple juice

Many partakers of this beverage are said to proclaim "It's surprisingly smooth" after consumption.

"shall we order some Craigy Ds?"

"Four Craig David's please"
"Four what?"
"Craig David's..."
"What's that?"
"... you don't know what a Craig David is?"

Craig David by TheGoodster April 28, 2014