Craigslist 

A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer for an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the buyer, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling. Because there are so many stupid people on Craigslist, many scams have been set up to take advantage of this. There are multiple types of schemes in place to try to take these people's money, often successfully. Despite Craigslist's best efforts and numerous warnings against these scams, most users are often too dense to realize that they are about to be financially raped, and possibly physically as well as there are many listings for sexual encounters.

Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."

Example 2

Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."

Craigslist by Benrama34 May 1, 2014

Craig Tucker(South Park) 

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

Craig Tucker(South Park) by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

Larry Craig 

v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances.

After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.

Larry Craig by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

Craig Pour 

Happens during a can or bottle share where someone takes more than their fair share of the aforementioned.

Now Milton, don’t “Craig pour” and make sure there’s enough for everyone.

Craig Pour by NSFC August 19, 2021

craiova 

1. birthplace of the gods. 2. home of the brave.
3. the capital of the region Oltenia (Romania), also known as one of the two less occupied regions in Eastern Europe. the other one is Moldova. because of this, the rest of the Romanians tend to discriminate the residents of these two region. after all, it's just jealousy.

"Those guys who we fought last night kicked our asses. Of course, they were from Craiova."

"If Craiova's football team wasn't ripped off by the LPF mafia, they would have won the European League championship eventualy."

craiova by nea.marin December 8, 2013

Craigtissimo 

1) exceeding the capacity and capibility of a musical instrument
2) playing exceedingly loud and somewhat blasting while doing so
3) a new dynamic that exceedes all others in a destructive manner.

Trumpets, play out, but no Craigtissimo

Craigtissimo by The offender433 October 18, 2018

Craig Watson 

The act of either taking an excessively lengthy shit or taking frequent shits in order to avoid work.

"Man, work went by kinda fast today 'cus of all those Craig Watsons I took!"

(Manager speaking) "If I go in that bathroom and that little motherfucker is taking ANOTHER Craig Watson, I'll shit on him right then and there!"

Craig Watson by Nood E. Pictures June 28, 2011