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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
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Pack the Crack 

Verb;

To perform anal sex; to stimulate another anus sexually using toys
Bro, Jessica totally let me pack the crack last night!
No way dude, Maxie won't ever let me even bring up the subject of anal!
Pack the Crack by chrisbkremes October 4, 2017

Pits, pack, crack, get out! 

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac 

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

pack out with your crack out 

1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.
MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.

pack it up crack head 

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.
pack it up crack head by Tevan walker September 18, 2023

cack packer 

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.
cack packer by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009