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Corked Bat 

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.
Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis
Corked Bat by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019
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Quad Cored 

To be beaten by something better, to be owned. To be quad cored.
John comes walking out a shop with a Ginsters pasty. Gary comes out with a dominos. John just got quad cored.
Quad Cored by Mr Silly W October 23, 2008
to get so fucked up by means of alcohol, violence or any other way during a night out.
you got corped.
corped by djw_75 December 24, 2010

corned beef rocket 

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
corned beef rocket by Al October 13, 2003

Corned beef end

A cockend with a slice of corned beef sliced into it.
Oh that was a nice bit of corned beef end!
Corned beef end by samuel_wade February 4, 2016

Tea cosied

The oppostie to tea bagging. A female straddles a mans head from behind while he is sitting upright.
"Dude, that lucky guy over there just got tea cosied!!"
Tea cosied by daffodil June 24, 2007